Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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