I think my vagina is haunted
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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