I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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