I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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