I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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