Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN