She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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