My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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