just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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