stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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