It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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