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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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