you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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