Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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