the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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