Buhtt sex?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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