OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
not ubering you a puppy
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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