I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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