And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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