OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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