You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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