porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Randomize
