need another drink. this is the easiest way
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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