I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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be right there i have to get my cape
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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