what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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