There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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