4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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