Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she smelled like a LAN party
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thatโs talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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