im drinking this country out of the recession.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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