My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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