Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
