We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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