My brain says no but my pants say off.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i've created a new STD.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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