his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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