she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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