We're like a lot better than the average bears
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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