I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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