are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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