Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
