I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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