He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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