guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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