what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.