small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.