Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something