just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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