well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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