Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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