You can't special order awesome
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
