Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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