One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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