Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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