nut hugger
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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