the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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