Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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